Fun Quotes

Quotes are inspiring... but hey, they can be entertaining too! It’ssss... fun time!

Pick a famous quote and replace one of the words with “banana”.

This is actually an idea from a Yahoo Answers asker. It’s really interesting and so I think we should let the fun continues here!

p/s: We certainly LOVEEE and respect quotes. So the following is just to chill out a bit, not to be rude.

Here are some of the quotes I thought of (the original word is in bracket) :


You miss 100% of the banana you don't take.
(shot)

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of banana.
(will)

Banana doesn't make the world go 'round. Banana is what makes the ride worthwhile.
(Love)

A day without banana is a day wasted.
(laughter)

The banana is the reward.
(journey)

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a banana. Not to people or things.
(goal)

Having a banana is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.
(sister)

You don't choose your banana. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
(family)

The only thing more costly than education is banana.
(ignorance)

If you judge banana, you have no time to love them.
(people)

A single rose can be my garden... a single banana, my world.
(friend)

It is banana that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.
(health)

Where banana grows, miracles blossom.
(hope)

We must stand together; if we don't, there will be no banana for any one of us.
(victory)

Banana you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
(Time)


So... don’t just sit there. Show us your sense of humor! Come join in and share your funny quotes in the comments area!